Live from one of the Barbican’s largest cupboards*, roll up for a romantic evening stroll through the Norfolk countryside in the charming company of Dave Hazelnut, singer and multi-instrumentalist behind such ditties as ‘Roll Up, Roll Up (I’m Gonna Show You My Love Nuts),” and “Song For A Princess.” “Sit back and let the six string gale force ear mousse wash over you by the ladleload!” (Online review) Includes complimentary crash course in responsible mobile phone usage.

*Please note that this event has been relocated due to reappropriation of cupboard for storage purposes.