They’re in Hackney; a vibrant, unheard of original setting. They’re queer. They’re in their early-to-mid 20s (if someone could mention what 23 actually counts as, that would be great!). We start in a flat – it’s perpetually got used mugs everywhere but they are trying their best. Maybe a torn poster on one of the walls; they want to have those edgy Tumblr rooms but keep forgetting to order ‘LED lights 4 bedroom’ on Amazon. Oh… does Amazon get money if we mention them?

Harmony: everything your 20s should be: plants, nights out and the glorification of shitty bar jobs. But, Hackney isn’t really at all that affordable. Cue a ‘flatmate needed’ ad. This flatmate (SEEMS TO HAVE) has everything figured out, gender and sexuality included…

If this hasn’t been enough to convince you, wouldn’t it be kinda homophobic not to come?